Horses and Health

March 13th, 2008 by Nick Jacobs 5 comments »

Due to my personal fund raising commitments this year, the staff here at my organization probably feels like hiding under their desks when they see me coming. You see, this is the year that we did a feasibility study to decide if we will have enough community support to raise needed funds to construct expanded emergency and obstetrics facilities and to provide WMC with a reserve for the future. That effort will be made public in a very few weeks.

The reason for their angst, has been that, for whatever reason, this is the year that their boss, me, has been solicited to solicit contributions for numerous other organizations in the area. As a board member for the Keystone Chapter of the American Red Cross, we worked with a tremendous group of local leaders, including our Congressman Jack Murtha, who helped us conduct a successful $300+K campaign that literally gave that organization new life.

Then we were approached by the Boy Scouts of America for their annual dinner to help generate enough cash to support their efforts as well. Over $110,000 was raised for that effort, the results of which will ensure the continued growth of the Penns Woods Council of the Boy Scouts of America.

Next, came the Girl Scouts of Talus Rock; that project is currently underway and hopefully, will produce the needed funds for expansion and growth. Oh, yeah, and the Winter Jazz Concert is coming up, too. Finally, this is the tenth anniversary of the Arcadia Performing Arts Theater, and that place surely needs to be endowed with a reserve fund that will ensure its continued success.

Several years ago one of our employees explained philanthropy to me in this way. Each one of us have several pockets, and each pocket can represent our varied fund raising interests. In the spirit of giving, it is clear to us that, if you like the organization, believe in the mission or, for whatever reason, care about the vision provided by the board or the leadership involved, you make your decision to give or not to give.

When my own mother passed away, we discovered that, although her pensions amounted to less than half of the average salary in our area —which is about $10,000 less than the average U.S. salary, she was donating at least 50% of that money to organizations in which she believed. So, here’s one more worthy cause.

A few years ago, a wonderful, caring, local physician approached us regarding children at risk. During the numerous meetings that we held, we discovered the incredible healing qualities that equestrian therapies can provide. Yesterday, this topic was reintroduced by a dedicated, committed physician, Dr. Deb Baceski. She met with me to discuss the Somerset Therapeutic Association for Riders, S.T.A.R. located on the web at STA4R.org. According to their website, “Established in 1995, STAR has been providing safe, closely supervised riding lessons to physically and/or mentally challenged children.” It goes on to explain that; “In a typical training session, a handicapped child is helped to mount a carefully trained horse, and is then escorted on a ride for twenty minutes by three volunteers . . . ”

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One of the challenges that STAR is facing right now is that of the sometimes brutal winter weather that residents of this area have grown to know and “?” love. Dr. Baceski approached us for assistance in a program that she calls, The HORSE POWER Project. This project involves constructing an indoor riding arena so that the free therapy provided through this program is not interrupted by frost bite.

Although my organization is also quietly involved in soliciting assistance in our own expansion needs, this horse power project is not financially overpowering. The volunteer Physical Therapists, Physician Assistants, Teachers and Physicians who enable this empowering, socializing, learning program to go on for those individuals isolated by their disabilities, can’t do it alone.

So, take a look at sta4r.org, and, if you personally believe in this volunteer effort, or if you know of someone who could help them network their way to an enclosed arena, we invite you to show your support. Their address is 305 Highpoint Drive Somerset, PA 814-445-4909. Give if you want, but at least talk to someone who might.

“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.”
—Helen Keller

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Glenn and Nick “on the same healthcare page”

January 11th, 2008 by Nick Jacobs 1 comment »

The other day a very compelling story appeared on America Online (AOL).  I’m sorry that the name didn’t catch my attention, but, in fact, Tony Chen pointed it out to us on his Hospitalimpact.org blog.  Glenn Beck, a correspondent for CNN, had a bad experience in a hospital and then shared that experience

What Tony had pointed out was that my recent post on Hospital Impact was also about empathy.  Two of the quotes from that post were:  Maya Angelou who said, "I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."  And: As we move about in our world every day . . . remember that warmth, concern, compassion, and empathy are NOT bad things.

Glenn had a hospital experience that very nearly put him over the edge, and, in fact, due to the pain cocktail that he had received, he admits that he was even contemplating suicide.  Here are some quotes from his article Put the ‘care’ back in health care, featured on CNN.com/health:

"At the hospital I was often treated more like a number than a patient.  At times, staff members literally turned their back on my cries of pain and pleas for help."

He went on to say, "I’ve now seen our system at its very best and I’ve also experienced it at its very worst.  But in each case, the difference had nothing to do with whether the hospital had the latest equipment or whether it looked like the Taj Mahal.  It had to do with compassion.  It had to do with respect.  It had to do with treating people the way you’d want to be treated going through something unfamiliar and frightening."

From the website: ReligiousTolerance.org we find 21 different religious and six different philosophical interpretations of the Christian phrase, "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you."  Just a few of those are listed below:

Confucianism:  "Do not do to others what you do not want them to do to you."
-Analects 15:23

Buddhism:  "…a state that is not pleasing or delightful to me, how could I inflict that upon another:" 
-Samyutta Nlkaya v. 353

Hinduism:  "This is the sum of duty: do not do to others what would cause pain if done to you. 
-Mahabharata 5:1517

Islam:  "None of you (truly) believes until he wishes for his brother what he wishes for himself." 
-Number 13 of Imam "Al-Nawawi’s Forty Hadiths."

Unitarian:  "The Inherent worth and dignity of every person:’  "Justice, equity and compassion in human relations…"

Native American Spirituality:  "All things are our relatives; what we do to everything, we do to ourselves."

Shinto:  "the heart of the person before you is a mirror.  See there your own form"

Judiasm:  "thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself." 
-Leviticus 19:18

Compassion If these were not convincing enough, there are nearly 20 more included from other religions and philosophies like Yoruba, Zoroastrianism, Ancient Egyptian, Brahmanism, and the Baha’i Faith.

How is it that the world embraces this philosophy, that the "Golden Rule" is our guide, yet we permit environments in health care that tolerate the intolerable?  This, my friends, is a leadership issue.  Do not blame the employees.  Do not blame the physicians.  Do not blame the environment.  BLAME THE LEADERSHIP.  Hold the leadership accountable.  Every department manager, vice president, or president who allows this should be challenged, should be confronted, and, if it is not corrected, SHOULD BE REMOVED.

It is not a matter of choice. It is not business. It is human dignity.  Transparency provides the information needed to correct these indignities, and if they are not corrected via change, you have not exerted your God given rights as a human being, and this is one time when compassion should be trumped by accountability!

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Happy Holidays… (Burp!)

December 19th, 2007 by Nick Jacobs 2 comments »

Techstep3b_2Well, I bought two new FAT suits on sale last week, and today one of them wouldn’t fit me.  Yep, after ten years of stable, no weight gain, my middle started to inflate; five, ten then 15 pounds.  I’ve spent more on having my pants let out than I have on gasoline this month.  Pinching an inch would be a dream.  Pinching a Michelin is more like it. 

Don’t get me wrong, I know what I did to cause this, really I do.  It is also clear what I will need to do to reverse it, but it is the holidays, after all, and, for the first time since 1998, I am not limited to eating only the garnishes at all of the parties.  Free at last.  I’m free at last!

The rules had always been the same: Eat breakfast each and every day.  Drink tea for the antioxidants.  Brush your teeth. Don’t miss your Omega 3 fish oil. Get enough sleep.  Make sure you have at least one hobby; exercise and join something where you can socialize at least once a week.  Use sun screen, drink plenty of water and cut out saturated fats.  So, what went wrong? 

I moved from my Ornish Heart Disease Reversal diet to the modified Mediterranean diet; went from working out three days a week to working out two days a week; and, after ten years of abstinence, started eating chocolate and drinking one 200 calorie chai tea a day.  Do the math.  That’s 200 new calories a day, seven days a week, four weeks a month. Add that to the lack of exercise, and it represents a caloric train wreck.  The chocolate?  Well, that easily accounted for at least five pounds of extra me.  Ten years of make-up work in twelve short months.

The problem with having all of this knowledge is that, periodically, it’s important to feel like you are alive, and living can be defined in hundreds of ways.  The more conservative you are, the fewer things you will probably have to do to make things feel a little more wild.  I can’t get away with most of the things that I’ve day dreamed about, but this departure from my diet was major for me.

One of my most vivid memories from my former life was the trip that I made from Pittsburgh to San Diego.  I know I mentioned this a hundred or so blogs ago, but it was almost a primal moment.  As the plane took off, I looked down and saw an M&M between my shoes.  I stared at it for what seemed like hours and then actually reached a point of temptation and desperation that was so intense, I almost bent down to pick it up and eat it. Then I kicked it as far away as I could and realized how pathetic my life had become. 

Mandm_guy200_2So, even if my pants don’t fit this year, I have to say that it was an amazing year, a year of personal caloric freedom. 

It’s time, however, to get back into my suits. 

So, I’ll see you at the gym…with my big sweat pants and a pocket full of Hershey kisses!   

Happy Holidays everyone, and thanks for a great year.

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The true meaning…

December 14th, 2007 by Nick Jacobs 12 comments »

Last week, during a meeting with one of our planning teams, I couldn’t help but overhear an employee say, “Yep, I saw her trying to walk through the snow and slush with no boots, no hat, and a light weight coat, and I stopped and picked her up.”

Instead of a resounding congratulatory round of recognition, we, each and every one of us who were gathered around the conference table said things like, “Are you nuts? She could have killed you.” To which our employee laughed and said, “Actually, when I invited her to get in, I said, “I’ll give you a ride as long as you’re not planning to stab me or anything?”

“Instead,” she said, “the young woman smiled and with tears in her eyes said, “I’m just so thankful that you would offer me a ride.”

As the story unfolded, our Good Samaritan was told that this young woman had recently moved back here to be with her mother who had passed away a few months earlier. She, her husband and new baby were now trying to survive in a new town, a new apartment and an area where jobs are not significantly abundant for those without specific education acquired skills. The only work that her husband could find was in a low paying, home-based job. They did not have a car, and, in fact, as the conversation went on, she admitted that they did not have the proper furnishings for their baby either.

Our storyteller then proceeded to explain that she had decided that this woman would be her Christmas, and that, somehow, someway, she would get her the furniture that she needed for their baby.

At first we looked at her in wonderment of her perceived naïveté, but then we realized that what we were witnessing was truly the work of the Christmas Spirit.

Yes, she had taken a risk, a risk that, years ago would not even have resulted in anyone thinking about her decision. Yes, it seemed naïve to open herself to someone who could possibly rob her or attach herself to her in ways that would not be welcome, but, that was not what happened either. The woman was walking from the shopping center to the bank in the snow and wind and slush to make her rent payment, then back to catch a bus to her apartment where her husband was watching their sleeping baby and working at his telephone based job.

It was then that we all decided that, if she would permit us, we would all pitch in to welcome our new neighbor; this stranger, her husband and baby into our town. We would share in this spirit of giving by helping to make their world just a little better this Christmas.

It seems like a long long time ago when this would have just been what was expected. We have become so cautious, so skeptical and so cynical in a cold, fearful way. It sometimes feels like we are all enveloped in a crust of practicality that forbids us to reach out.

I’m glad our employee did what she did.

When I asked her why, she replied, “I’ve had Angels reach out to help me in my life, and I just want to give back a little.”

I’m also glad that she shared her Christmas story with us because it truly was a means to capture that spirit that might otherwise have just remained a memory.

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“When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.”

December 4th, 2007 by Nick Jacobs 224 comments »

Close your eyes for 30 seconds, take seven deep breaths, and when you open your eyes, read this:

My dream is of a hospital that specializes in loving care. The physicians and staff would provide their warmth, healing powers and skills to our patients every day in every way with sincerity and commitment.

It would be filled with wonderful, upbeat, pure-of-heart people who are dedicated to our patients, patient’s families and each other. They would provide alternatives that bring healing when possible and provide nurturing all the time. They would, before all else, do no harm, be open, honest and dedicated and would employ whatever tools available to help those patients through their challenges: beginning, middle or end.

They, would be you…and the dream is here. You are the light in our patient’s hearts, and the light of the future, ever illuminated, and when I feel okay about my life, it’s because you and the other good people like you give their love, their hope and their positive energy to life.

“When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.”
John Ruskin, 1819-1900, British Critic, Social Theorist

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Play it ahead…E-mail from former students

November 23rd, 2007 by Nick Jacobs 3 comments »

Before embarking on my path to hospital administration, I was a teacher.  Many of you know that several of my former students are now working with us.  The names and faces of hundreds of these kids float through my conscious and subconscious mind every day and night.  It is not unusual to think about the opposite ends of the bell shaped curve, the great ones and the ones who needed the most attention and help.  Three of my former students have written to me recently, all three phenomenal people with amazing talents, and all have gone on to do wonderful things with their lives. They were the top of the curve.

The first is from one of my favorite students of all time.  She was trying to explain the challenges that I would face on a potential visit to Australia:

Did you know that it is the HOTTEST, DRIEST, FLATTEST, and MOST INHOSPITABLE place of all the inhabited continents?  Yes…I’m talking NO WATER, NO SHOWERS!  It’s DIRTY, DUSTY, and INFERTILE. The so-called Romantic Outback, is just a VAST, REMOTE, BAKING, BOUNDLESS VOID, teeming with all manner of POISONOUS ANIMALS that want to eat each other AND Y-O-U!

If you’re not bitten by one of the world’s 10 most DEADLY SNAKES, you could be bitten by a funnel web spider. This baby has massive fangs that are large and powerful enough to easily penetrate YOUR fingernails and cripple your writing hand! OR… you could be bitten by one of the other hundreds of poisonous insects or arachnids that inhabit Australia.

Take a walk outside to get a breath of fresh air and you may be kicked in the head by a deranged kangaroo or trip over a dehydrated wallaby.  Go too close to water and you may receive a fatal chomping from a man eating “protected” crocodile, or die a slow, painful death from the sting of a box jelly fish. Oh yeah…they  also have that Opera House thingy…big deal.

And the next one was from another of my FAVORITE students . . .

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Mr. Jacobs Meets Maynard Ferguson

I can’t ‘not’ call you “Mr. Jacobs” because that’s how I remember my time in Junior High School, playing in the marching band, the orchestra, and the most fun of all, Stage Band.  It was the mid-70’s, and I thought you were the greatest band director on the face of the earth

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All I ever wanted to do was sing and play my instrument. Fast forward 30-some years, and I’m the CEO of a hospital.

It’s not a surprise to me that you ended up where you did.  How different is managing a hospital than it is to be in the middle of nearly 200 junior high school kids, all with their own levels of talent, all self-absorbed, crisis-prone, gossip-focused, crashing into one another verbally and emotionally.  Wait, are we talking about the band here, or staff in general?

Your November 9th blog says it all. You might as well title it, “How Do You Know What You Don’t Know” (or what no one bothers to tell you).  And it usually hits you in the areas (of the hospital of course) that you think are humming along.  People you trust are doing wonderful things, just like you thought they were, until you figure out you’ve been had.

A million policies and procedures can never safeguard you against the people who look like adults, sound like adults and dress like adults, but who are sometimes as emotional as 12 years old with not much common sense.

Much of the time I walk around going, “How did this happen?”  “What was he/she thinking?” “When was anybody going to tell me about this?”

It’s . . . often a scary feeling of, “Is this real? Did that person just actually say that?”

If you’re a CEO, or in any significant management position, you had better be micro-managing daily…and it had better be your communications process.  I’m convinced communication either makes or breaks an organization, and for the CEO, fueling that effort never ends.

It’s not enough that you’re in charge of people’s lives, and the people who take care of them 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.  You have to be all over the information generated from every area, all the time.  And be prepared to understand that there are many sides to every story, and even then, it might not be entirely in focus.

I loved you as a band leader, and I would love to visit your hospital and see some of the things you’ve done to make it less institutional.

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Glamorous?

October 19th, 2007 by Nick Jacobs 1 comment »

Glamorous? Yep, that’s how some people see my life, glamorous. Heck, I’ve been to Bosnia, Nigeria and now, Serbia. The day started at 5:00 AM as I walked up to the ticket counter for my 6:45 flight. It was a short hop to New York, but this particular day would be very long. Typical trans-continental flights leave at around seven or so at night and land at about seven or so in the morning. Six or more hours magically disappear as you fly into the future. During that flight it is not unusual to be waited on a half dozen times with food and beverages, that fact alone keeps even those with sleep eye masks and ear plugs from sleeping for more than a few hours at a time.

Upon landing, a greeting party consisting of the physician in charge of the conference and a representative from the hotel met us at the exit door from the airplane’s walkway, they escorted us through Passport security and took us to the hotel where they informed us that lunch will be served in 20 minutes. Following lunch, we had about 20 more minutes before my presentation and then the opening ceremonies. Approximately 900 physicians were in attendance at this three and a half day event. Present at the opening were the His Royal Highness, Alexander, Prince of Serbia, the Minister of Health, the general in charge of military medicine and numerous other dignitaries and prominent physicians.

The following day was filled with lectures and workshops, but we were on a mission to visit a rehabilitation hospital and spa. It was a three and a half hour trip each way, but our driver had amazing driving skills, and we made in two and a half hours each way without being arrested or killed. (Other drivers that we had over the three days were arrested twice for speeding and one had an accident and parked the car on a streetcar track.) The visit to the spa was amazing, the physicians were amazing, and the concept was amazing, one level beyond even our current span of modalities.

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We returned to the hotel in time to jump in another car and meet personally with HRH Alexander, the Crown Prince of Serbia, a friendly man who was born and raised in England and the United States. His great grandmother was one of the Queens of England. His wife was a Greek Princess and immediately began to talk to us about her knowledge of Johnstown and her visits to Pittsburgh to assist in encouraging U.S. Steel in their successful efforts to purchase a plant in Belgrade.

The next morning we met with the Minister of Health in a private meeting, spent time at the conference and toured Belgrade. Later that afternoon we returned for the major dinner of the conference. It was during that event that we experienced a truly amazing celebration of Serbian heritage. There was an ox, sheep, and pig roast (not a good day to be a vegetarian); the country’s winning ethnic, brass band and presentations and awards for everyone, including yours truly.

At 8:30 AM the following morning we had a private meeting with the general in charge of military medicine at the country’s version of Walter Reed Army Medical Center, a one-thousand bed hospital that specialized in every aspect of care including transplant surgery.

We returned to the city for lunch, went back to our rooms to pack, had a quiet dinner and left for the airport at approximately 11:30 PM Wednesday evening, 5:30 AM Belgrade time. For the next 24 hours we were in transit from Belgrade to Paris, Paris to NYC, New York to Pittsburgh and then drove from Pittsburgh to home. Truthfully, it was a nice break. Our organization’s pins are now firmly planted on lapels throughout the Balkans, and only time will tell what the future will bring. We met with several medical students who are interested in doing research with us, several physicians who have vowed to visit us from as far away as Korea and as near as the Cleveland Clinic and have made new friends from Bosnia, Slovenia, Russia, Greece, Italy, France, England, and Montenegro, to name a few.

Our work continues to be heard, discovered and embraced internationally, and our desire to make Windber an international center of excellence continues to move forward. It once again reinforces the fact that we really are all one world and that a child in Serbia has the same hopes and dreams as a child anywhere. So do his parents.

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To Belgrade

October 13th, 2007 by Nick Jacobs 7 comments »

It’s about 11:30 AM on Saturday, 10/12/07, and I’m on my way to Kennedy.  That’s JFK Airport in New York City.  This will be a very long day as I wait until 7:00 PM for a connecting flight to Paris, and then run for 45 minutes through that airport to make my next fight to Belgrade. Once in Serbia, we will deplane and almost immediately make a speech to the participants of the World Health Congress on Cardiology.

I’m not exactly sure what we will be finding there, but, not unlike my trips to Nigeria and Bosnia, the one thing that I am sure that I will find will be wonderful, friendly people.  In fact, my brother, Charlie and a Serbian-born friend, Steve, will be there with me.

We will be meeting with the Minister of Health, the Head of Military Medicine and a Health Spa.  Then we will head home on Thursday.  It will be lots and lots of travel, lots and lots of talking, and not much sleep, but next weekend will give me plenty of time for that.

So, hang on to  your hats.  I’ll try to connect from Serbia, but, since getting Serbian dollars at the exchange here has not been possible, we’ll just see  how things go. 

The adventure begins.

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Ideology

October 5th, 2007 by Nick Jacobs 5 comments »

Nick’s note: Our dog, Brody, died today, and so, with permission from myself, here is an updated version of a blog that I wrote a few weeks ago for another website:

At our hospital, the decision to treat or not to treat will remain the same: We will treat.

The Washington Post’s Christopher Lee wrote recently that,

“If anything looked like a sure thing in the new Congress, it was that lawmakers would renew, and probably expand, the popular, decade-old State Children’s Health Insurance Program before it expires this year.”

This surely seems like a dream come true for any politician, something that creates a health care safety insurance program for children who otherwise might not have the coverage or financial wherewithal to pay for this care.  What politician would even consider vetoing an already established program that offers health insurance for kids?

Interestingly, President Bush did veto it.  It’s important to note that his veto was not because he is concerned that this program doesn’t work. He has acknowledged that S-CHIP works very well.  He has also indicated that he would not veto it because it is fiscally irresponsible. In fact, this plan is, overall, a very reasonable expenditure. Yes, he objects to any expansion of the plan, but, it appears that this was not the only reason for his veto.

It seems that Mr. Bush’s decision to take this stand is ideological.

The program is diametrically opposed to his philosophy of government.  If you take care of kids, and that plan works, then you can take care of adults, too.  Expansion of government is not something that this president embraces.  But the administration clearly continues to embrace the Iraq war, and that costs money, lots of money.

  From The New York Times, January 17, 2007 by David Leonhardt:

“…For starters, $1.2 trillion would pay for an unprecedented public health campaign” a doubling of cancer research funding, treatment for every American whose diabetes or heart disease is now going unmanaged and a global immunization campaign to save millions of children’s lives.

Combined, the cost of running those programs for a decade wouldn’t use up even half our money pot. So we could then turn to poverty and education, starting with universal preschool for every 3- and 4-year-old child across the country. The city of New Orleans could also receive a huge increase in reconstruction funds…”

It truly is all a matter of ideology?

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I don’t usually do this, but…

September 21st, 2007 by Nick Jacobs 3 comments »

This evening as I was looking through the web for some inspiration for a Hospital Impact blog, I came across a description of a wonderful health care experience.  It was so much fun that I wanted to share it locally, too.

Dr. Karen Donelan, Senior Scientist in Health Policy, Massachusetts General Hospital, gave a wonderful description of her experience in the health care system.  A dear member of her family received timely access when the pcp’s answering service worked, the receptionist, technician and doctor all showed compassion and demonstrated their desire to be there for the family and the patient.  At every step information and decisions were shared, so much so that the family felt part of the care team, and finally the doctors were highly trained and had all of the right tools.   She described this as truly, significantly different care than they had ever observed with other family members.  According to Dr. Donelan, "It was seamless, high quality , accessible, compassionate and expert with a fully disclosed price and plan of treatment."

This description was so moving to me that it made me sit back in my chair and say, "This is absolutely the way it should be."

It has always been my dream that we could provide this type of care; that patient after patient, family member after family member would call, write or personally attest to this phenomenal care.  After all, why shouldn’t it be this way?  As I was reading it, I wondered if it was a major teaching facility or a wonderful, cottage type hospital in some little, rural town in Iowa. I remember reading something like this about teaching, and then saw that it was written in the 1400’s.  Maybe this was from ancient Rome or Greece?  After all, Planetree had its roots under the Sycamores where Hypocrites lectured. 

Then, I saw the punch line: It was the care that the author’s dog, Rico was given by the Veterinarian. Surprised? Don’t be.

I remember our very tough vet as he euthanized our retriever after having cared for her for 12 years.  He stood solemnly over her as he began to give her that final injection, and lowered his head, got tears in his eyes, and lovingly stroked her until her breathing stopped.  Honestly, it was one of the more moving experiences I’ve ever had, and it was with our dog.

Maybe we should all take our cues from the above description, and turn to our partners in health care, the veterinary hospitals.  Sure, they probably have to clean the puddles up in the waiting rooms a little more often, but this staff generally is there because they truly love animals, and, although we tend to forget it, try to hide it, suppress it, overlook it and cover up for it; we’re animals, too.

Finally, a friend told me about a Vet who was also a board certified MD, who practiced both professions out of different ends of his building.  I’m thinking that a bad day for him would have been when he had to say, "I’m sorry, Mrs. Jones, I just accidentally gave your husband a distemper shot!"

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