Three weeks to go
Nick Jacobs
‘Tis three weeks before Christmas, and panic sets in
Must buy gifts for the holidays; where to begin?
The oldest wants skis, some new goggles, and mittens
The youngest girl just longs for Barbies and kittens
The second-grade girl wants what gifts most of all?
A puff vest, a head set, another big doll
And speaking of that, one girl asked for the best
A toilet and bath tub to go with the rest
Of the 18-inch doll things I’ve bought for two years
Which included a shower to clean her doll’s ears
They have couches and tables, some lamps, and a bed
A washer, no dryer, and a big double bed
There are lights and end tables, a fridge, and a sink
Heck, this doll’s house is better than mine; yeah, you think?
They have play clothes, and dress clothes, and even a bra
Some pajamas and undies, and one gown I saw
Now what’s our eccentric one want? That’s a challenge
She’s smart and creative, a thinker with talent
She’d probably like some tough book or a game
Or a new 3D puzzle to drive us insane
Then there’s finally, the baby, that 1-year-old guy
He’d like a toy hammer or things that can fly
Like bubbles, or airplanes, a drone or a kite
Or anything else he can hit, throw, or bite
I also buy stuff for some nephews and then
I give cash to some others and then give again
To Toys for Tots, churches, and homeless kids, yes
I give money to missions, and you know the rest
Of course I must buy things for all of our brood
And don’t forget neighbors and guys nicknamed Dude
When I hear my friends mention Jolly St. Nick
I can fit that description: I’m old, fat, and quick
To reach for my wallet and give it away
Yep, the only thing this Nick won’t buy is a sleigh
Cause I’m much more like Goldilocks than that old elf
I don’t like it too cold or too hot myself
But I’ve also found out after decades of living
That it’s better to imitate the Zuckerbergs’ giving
Cause you can’t take it with you; no matter, my friend
So you might as well share it and share it again.
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanuka