Recently, my youngest child —a wife and mom in her 30’s, got a new job that came with a company cell phone, a Blackberry. The problem was that she had a “Friends and Family” cell Phone plan, and no longer needed her old phone. She called the wireless company, explained the situation, and they said, “We’re sorry, but the telephone bill is in your husband’s name, and only he can change this.” She painfully explained that he is in the Army National Guard in the middle of a war zone. The wireless carrier’s “Customer Care” representative replied, “I’m sorry, but he must call in, give us his Social Security number and the password or nothing can be changed. There are no exceptions.”
- American soldiers with the 101st Airborne Assualt Division at Camp Pennsylvania make phone calls from a makeshift, and often malfunctioning, phone center. – Photo by Benjamin Lowy/Corbis -Image © Benjamin Lowy/Corbis
She explained, ”He does not have a telephone to call you from his base in the desert.” The service representative said, “ Then he must send us his Power of Attorney.” This frustrated young army wife and mother of three said, “We’re not adopting a child or buying a house, we’re trying to change a wireless plan?” “Let’s see, Osama Bin Laden is still making DVD’s, but you can’t change a phone plan?,” she went on. “That’s correct,” came the icy cold reply.
Undaunted by this setback, we went to the local wireless store hoping that we would find an employee who was not the Tin Man from the “Wizard of Oz.” The young lady patiently waited the 20 or so minutes until her name was called, went up to the associate at the counter and said, “I’d like to take this phone off the family plan and move it over to my new company.” “I’m sorry, he said. “The bill is in your husband’s name.” She explained that her husband was deployed. The mystified sales associate said, “I’ll check with my manager.”
You guessed it,” the manager said, “Just have your husband call.” “He doesn’t have a phone,” she exclaimed. By this time everyone was listening intently. The young man said once again, “Have him call.” It was at that point that I lost it and said, “He’s in the war! They shot at him today.” A few stations away, a man who was obviously a veteran yelled out, “Give me his numbers, I’ll put a war movie in the DVD and call these jerks for him.” The next woman over just shook her head. Undaunted, the red faced associate stuck to his guns.
Clearly corporate America was making a point. War? What war? Who cares? “Rules are rules, and they will not be altered!” This was the third time in as many months that she was greeted with this type of callous big business attitude. Because it was in a new location, the local cable company would not put cable into their home to provide access for the family to communicate with their dad via the internet for under $3,000. Even when she explained the desperation of a war mom separated from her husband for a year, their reply was simple, “No, it’s $3000, or no cable.”
She then asked that her satellite TV be discontinued, and was told that she would be assessed another several hundred dollars because the contract had not expired. She once again explained the Iraq situation and the need for high speed cable, but they replied, “Sorry, but that’s the way it is.”
So, let’s all take this opportunity to thank our wireless company, the cable company, the satellite company, and every other United States-based company who so fervently support our troops and their families. Sung to the tune of America the Beautiful:
The magnitude of gratitude expressed by corporate greed;
Tells all our soldiers everywhere we’re grateful, yes indeed.
We’ll fleece you here and fleece you there as you protect our homes
Just watch us help your families until you all come home . . . NOT!
In the words of Stephen Colbert, you’re on notice.
